baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

When a teacher tells you that your work isn’t good enough.

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YOU DO IT THEN

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING